tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-55714484538307524242011-04-21T18:14:58.070-07:00MasterOfChihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02546999883193074680noreply@blogger.comBlogger101100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5571448453830752424.post-67644535377651994772007-04-14T03:14:00.000-07:002007-04-14T03:16:45.719-07:00Due to recent rBST free cow's milk shortages, A leading Milk producer will now be replacin it with sheep's milk, until the cows return from their strike.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5571448453830752424-6764453537765199477?l=arbness.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>MasterOfChihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02546999883193074680noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5571448453830752424.post-73032986510687859302007-04-01T14:12:00.000-07:002007-04-01T14:14:10.544-07:00He who builds can not perfect, He who perfects can not build...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5571448453830752424-7303298651068785930?l=arbness.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>MasterOfChihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02546999883193074680noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5571448453830752424.post-5927275742191222122007-03-25T15:07:00.000-07:002007-03-25T15:10:37.483-07:00Who gives a shit i drove over the little fucker.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5571448453830752424-592727574219122212?l=arbness.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>MasterOfChihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02546999883193074680noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5571448453830752424.post-16797376825803575712007-02-10T03:23:00.000-08:002007-01-29T06:09:00.835-08:00There i was hose in hand dosing the flames that threatened...<br />I am the Green Firefighter...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5571448453830752424-1679737682580357571?l=arbness.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>MasterOfChihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02546999883193074680noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5571448453830752424.post-35799118706586840092007-01-29T06:07:00.001-08:002007-01-29T06:09:00.866-08:00Greatness is not achieved...<br /><br />It is bestowed upon you.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5571448453830752424-3579911870658684009?l=arbness.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>MasterOfChihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02546999883193074680noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5571448453830752424.post-78762458292542361022007-01-23T07:24:00.003-08:002007-01-23T07:24:37.586-08:00To subtlety control is key and the truely wise know this...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5571448453830752424-7876245829254236102?l=arbness.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>MasterOfChihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02546999883193074680noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5571448453830752424.post-41394157906324366142007-01-22T04:11:00.000-08:002007-01-22T04:13:29.199-08:00Bonk...on my head... What is this weird glowing starshaped figure...<br />Wait where's my roof!!!!<br /><br /><br />Damn glow in the dark stars keep falling on my head.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5571448453830752424-4139415790632436614?l=arbness.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>MasterOfChihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02546999883193074680noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5571448453830752424.post-57349028257503912952007-01-17T08:39:00.000-08:002007-01-17T08:42:01.444-08:00Urinal precipitation(Piss Rain - type of 'rain' that appears to float in the sky never reaching the ground. ) has often been conceptualized as an actual form of precipitation, however that is not the case and it goes much further beyond any scope that the mammilion brain can comprehend.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5571448453830752424-5734902825750391295?l=arbness.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>MasterOfChihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02546999883193074680noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5571448453830752424.post-24852555627921954182007-01-17T08:34:00.000-08:002007-01-17T08:35:57.493-08:00It is not imbalance that is the lack of balance... but rather balance being the lack of imbalance...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5571448453830752424-2485255562792195418?l=arbness.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>MasterOfChihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02546999883193074680noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5571448453830752424.post-49631599718301797542006-12-15T15:36:00.000-08:002006-12-16T00:34:20.798-08:00We live in the age of Wonderbra breasts...<br />They filled with promise but once you undo the clasp...<br />You <span onclick="BLOG_clickHandler(this)" class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">usually</span> end up <span onclick="BLOG_clickHandler(this)" class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">disappointed</span>.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5571448453830752424-4963159971830179754?l=arbness.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>MasterOfChihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02546999883193074680noreply@blogger.com1