He who moo's last...

Due to recent rBST free cow's milk shortages, A leading Milk producer will now be replacin it with sheep's milk, until the cows return from their strike.

The Builder And Perfector...

He who builds can not perfect, He who perfects can not build...

Why did the checkers packet cross the road?

Who gives a shit i drove over the little fucker.

EL Firefighter

There i was hose in hand dosing the flames that threatened...
I am the Green Firefighter...

Greatness...

Greatness is not achieved...

It is bestowed upon you.

The Truely Wise

To subtlety control is key and the truely wise know this...

Falling Stars...

Bonk...on my head... What is this weird glowing starshaped figure...
Wait where's my roof!!!!


Damn glow in the dark stars keep falling on my head.